Being a parent has a number of benefits:
1) With a bunch of happy, loving kids,.... there's not much time to get bored.....Boredom is often described as a negative emotion.....What CAN follow is no lesser . . .
Being a parent has a number of benefits:
1) With a bunch of happy, loving kids,.... there's not much time to get bored.....Boredom is often described as a negative emotion.....What CAN follow is no lesser than the 'GREAT DEPRESSION'...So bye-bye boredom !
2) Your versatility is constantly being tested....Ensures that you're using both sides of your brains (emotional and rational)... In a provocative book titled 'The Advantages of Using Both Sides of Your Brain,' author De Mente claims that the Japanese are far more adept at using both sides of their brain than other people because of the nature of their language, and that this unique brain factor explains why the Japanese have been so successful economically.
If you don't want to learn Japanese, easy way out…..Have kids!
3) Shopping is fun...the guilt after heavy dose of retail therapy is much less..." kid stuff comes at a cool cost these days you know", never mind that you also blew it up on a Satya Paul....after all, that's the ONLY thing YOU bought for yourself.
4) Kiddy parties....A great excuse to invite YOUR friends over....
5) Kids under 12 enjoy complimentary F&B on hotel bookings....I say visit as much of all your dream destinations before they become teenagers...Just need to foot the travel expenses until then, shopping being a constant!!
6) You are always learning ....Jr, Sr, 1st ...Math, Science and poetry.....Think young = Feel young… Feel young =Stay young… therefore, Think young = ? (Theory of congruence)…See Math again…..with kids, you are always learning (unless of course you’ve called in the tution teacher)
7) You can wear that haltered blouse and step out (babe in arms, please)....your chances of being letched at, are reduced by 50 %....no make that 10 % (for the average un-educated Indian man, anything that's 'female' qualifies for an undignified second look)
8) Exclusive mummy-baby lunch dates @ Mc-Donalds are great fun…ditto for mummy-baby long drives, belting all the current favourites.
9) You can say things like, “ I decide,” “No,” “ Stop It,” and actually expect to be obeyed…(If it’s not happening that way, then there’s something wrong)
But most of all:
10) That magical moment, when you first saw your baby and the journey thereon….the warmest hugs, the sweetest kisses, the tender love, the unflinching trust, the innocently comforting words….. dat’s the best of em all!
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